highway 80

[Ms. Dixie and her epic tongue]

[oversized load]

me: Jeremiah?
person at other end of the line: No, I think you have the wrong number.
me: Well, do you live in York, Nebraska?
p.a.o.e.o.l.: Yes.
me: Could you recommend a restaurant in York?
p.a.o.e.o.l.: Chances R! For sure.


me: Could I get the spaghetti with marinara and the spinach salad without bacon?
waitress: Yes.
(much time passes)
me: Okay. Is this sausage in the sauce?
waitress: Ummm, yes.
me: And this is bacon?
waitress: Yes.
me: Right.

[Michael at the wheel]